>picture this image: blonde in summer sundress walks into ivy league research lab, computer in tow. she proceeds to open packages from amazon.com and try, for a solid half hour, to plug a security cable into the security slot on her computer…. googles computer compatibility, etc in the meantime. 99% of computers work. shoot, she thinks. it is supposed to work with this computer model!
THIRTY MINUTES, ladies and gentlemen, before i figured out how to turn the key and lock it in.
This is a meager example. there are also the countless times people look at me and say “you’ve never done this before??” — the new story of my life.
have i mentioned before that i have no idea how i ended up here?